Bizarre masturbation places
There seems to be a common misconception that women require a romantic setting to get off. In addition to needing a candlelit dinner and flowers to become aroused, the thinking goes, we have to draw a bath and spread rose petals on the bed before we masturbate. This notion belies the random, unconventional, and strange places where we've actually masturbated. The truth is, there's no wrong place to masturbate unless, perhaps, you're in public. Wherever you are, it has lots of benefits.
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Earlier this week, a British woman made headlines for causing a minor traffic accident when she crashed her Mini Cooper into a seafood delivery truck. The culprit? Her Rampant Rabbit sex toy , with which she was pleasuring herself while driving her car. Thankfully, she only walked away with a traffic citation and a bruised ego.
To that end, most of us develop our own unique masturbation techniques as we organically and literally feel our way through the process. Do women gently touch themselves as they lay sprawled across the silkiest of satin sheets, a wind machine blowing their perfectly coiffed locks of luxurious hair as a hand daintily pleases her carefully groomed lady parts, lip gloss coated lips parted just so? Because I once tried grinding myself up against a pillow in order to bring myself to climax, and when I told a girlfriend of mine about it her response was, "Becca, that's nothing. I once wrapped a stale pizza crust in saran wrap and went to town. Remembering that story got me wondering whether other gals out there are as strange as I think I am
I personally like to lock my bedroom door, light some candles, and have a seat in my lovely leather office chair. It reclines just right. The bedroom and bathroom are predictable places, of course, but after those two, it gets a little weird. Of those surveyed, 20 percent of men said a car was the most unusual place they have masturbated, and six percent of men admit to having fapped at the office. I mean, you can do it anywhere—all you need is your own body.